Mission control / Unit 01

The launchpad that launches exactly one coin.

It's a joke. Read the odds before you buy anything, here or anywhere.

Read the odds
  • NetworkSolana
  • Launch platformpump.fun
Retro orange cartoon rocket with blue fins and a round porthole, standing on a hazard-striped launch pad against a bright blue sky.
Fig. 01 — One rocket, drawn with basic shapes.

The odds

In our own count of 118,482 pump.fun launches between Oct 30 and Nov 3, 2026, 2.39% graduated from the bonding curve. Newer coins had less time to graduate, so the final number could be higher. This is a count, not a prediction.

Data source: pump.fun launch data Solana network

Launch cost calculator

pump.fun launch Solana network

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Launch cost inputs

Use percent, not a decimal: 0.30 means 0.30%.

Total cost

— USD

Trading volume needed for creator fees alone to repay the total cost

— USD

Formula: total cost ÷ (creator fee rate ÷ 100).

Costs and fee rates change. Check pump.fun before relying on them.

What the dev holds

Dev wallet
[FILL AFTER LAUNCH]
Dev buy amount
[FILL]
Dev buy transaction link
[FILL]
Dev tokens held
[FILL]
Dev sell policy
[FILL: write only what you will actually do]

How to buy

Network: Solana Launch platform: pump.fun

After launch, the only official link is the one in our X bio: https://x.com/NotAPad_LOL. Copycats will appear.

Nobody from this project will DM you or ask for your seed phrase.

Risks

  • Most memecoins go to zero.
  • Liquidity can vanish.
  • Prices swing hard.
  • You may be unable to sell.
  • Use only money you can afford to lose.
  • This is not advice.
  • Crypto rules differ by country.